What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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women's rights

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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