- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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