Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Anal cheese curds.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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lol

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Womens rights.

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Hello

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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The WNBA

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Anti Joke

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