- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Your life That's the joke

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call Obama? - the president

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

dead babies

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

cot!

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

666 im christian

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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