- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Women

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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