What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

What do you call Obama? - the president

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

Go away.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Women"s Rights

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Penis in a box.

shut up

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Communism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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