So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Womens rights.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Women's rights.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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