- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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