If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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brett is a dick

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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