A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

Your life That's the joke

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

dead babies

What do you call Obama? - the president

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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