Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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whats gay ? you

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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