...and I'm a Mormon.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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The WNBA.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Women Voting

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My butt!!!!

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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A man walks into a bar.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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