i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

jewish people like other jewish people.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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