- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

ollie is a fag so are you

why did the man die? he got shot

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

want to go home? yea

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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