Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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My mom.

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Women's Rights

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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