What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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The glass is half an hour.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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noodles

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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