- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

You're so straight!

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

Two women were sitting in silence.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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