Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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