How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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