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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

tim rafter died no one cared

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

who farted? umm........that guy.

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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