baby seal walks into a bar

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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My mom's dead

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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