Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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