Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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