- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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