how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Adam Sandler.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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