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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

tim rafter died no one cared

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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