- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

You're so straight!

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

Two women were sitting in silence.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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