- Anti Joke

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

A guy is playing cod

You know George Washington? He died.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

your face.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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