- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Time flies like a banana.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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