Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

do you know what's so funny? yup

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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