- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women's rights.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

two fish are in a tank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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