Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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I am a real homosexual

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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