- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Avery has crabs.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

knock knock whos there .. derp

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

The glass is half an hour.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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