In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

nine...eleven

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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