- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black goes to college

Wanna hear a joke? No.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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