666 im christian

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Banana(s)

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

look left now look right. washing machine

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

What lives underground? Grandpa

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...