Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Josh kissing a girl

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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