A guy is playing cod

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I am really good at math debating

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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your face.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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