What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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lol

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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:-)book

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Anti Joke

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