Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Black people are clen.

I cant think of one (._. )

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

How Long is a Chinese man.

newt gingrich

Steering Wheel Face.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

A baby seal walks into a club.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Anti Joke

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