two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Women's Rights

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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I am really good at math debating

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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