Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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your face.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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i fondle myself every night....

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Your mom goes to college

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Justin Bieber

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Whats 0+0 0

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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