What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

Women's Rights

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

I am really good at math debating

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

ollie is a fag so are you

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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