a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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An asian walks out of math class

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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