What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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whats better than shoes feet

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Black people are clen.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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