- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Working hard or hardly working????

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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