Romney 2012

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Women's Basketball.

whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Women's rights

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

What do you call Obama? - the president

How Long is a Chinese man.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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