What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Knock Knock No one answers....

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

I came.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Hey Caleb.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Communism

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Women's Rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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