when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

brett is a dick

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

i fondle myself every night....

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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