- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

What's not red? No tomatoes.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

You're so straight!

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

What should I name my dog?

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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