- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

The glass is half an hour.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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