A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Women's Rights

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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This joke isnt funny.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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women's rights.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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WNBA

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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