Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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okay.....

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Come in

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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What is brown and sticky?

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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your face.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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