Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

guess what? chicken butt.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Gestapo.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Women's Rights

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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