- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

A horse walks into a glue factory..

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Penis in a box.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

a show horse jumps over a bar

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Women's rights.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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