I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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