- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

I came.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

You know George Washington? He died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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