(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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666

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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nine...eleven

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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http://www.ladsta.com

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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