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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Giving birth to the antichrist

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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