- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Black people are clen.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

I cant think of one (._. )

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Steering Wheel Face.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A baby seal walks into a club.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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