Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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dead babies

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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