What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Knock Knock No one answers....

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

I came.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Hey Caleb.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Communism

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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