- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

baby seal walks into a bar

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

What is brown and sticky?

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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