- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Yo mama so fat she died

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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