- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

women's lacrosse.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Tim's gay.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

What is 69? A two digit number.

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