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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

Women's rights.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What's white and sticky? Glue

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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