What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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WNBA

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Like this joke

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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HTML

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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