yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Tim's gay.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

lewis bedford

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

666 im christian

Womens Rights.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

where do the women go? the womanarium

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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