Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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derp

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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dj miky

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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