What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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George Bush.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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It's your mother, open the door.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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whats gay ? you

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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