Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Robin, get in the car.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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