What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

where do the women go? the womanarium

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

What's white and sticky? Glue

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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women's rights.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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