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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

I don't get it

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

womans rights

What did the mole say? Nothing

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Dozer has a soul

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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