- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Your life That's the joke

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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