What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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666 im christian

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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I came.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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