"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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