What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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I came.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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