A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

Rebecca Black.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

come along children

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

memes

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

666 im christian

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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