what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Anti jokes.

Dozer has a soul

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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