Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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dead babies

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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minorities

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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