Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

look left now look right. washing machine

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Your life That's the joke

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Women's Basketball.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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