- Anti Joke

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Nathan Gooderson.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.