a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

A guy is playing cod

Gadaffi

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

i wish i was a tree !

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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