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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Child Prostitution.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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