Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

dead babies

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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