Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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KEVIN HART

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Can I touch it?

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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