Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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potatoes

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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