- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

The horse said "nay."

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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