What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

666 im christian

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

whats worse than flunking math? death.

A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

where do the women go? the womanarium

What's white and sticky? Glue

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Knock Knock No one answers....

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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