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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

What did the mole say? Nothing

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy