- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Tim's gay.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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