a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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World Of Warcraft

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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GAY PEOPLE

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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Women

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Teen pregnancy

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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