whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

co jo kurwa tocza?

milly, milly, milly, cat

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Thumbs this up

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

knock knock Come in.

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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