A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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KEVIN HART

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Tim's gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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