What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Teen pregnancy

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Tim's gay.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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