- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

Kittens.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

SPAMS!!!

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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