What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Which one is hardest?

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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You're so straight!

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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