(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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An asian walks out of math class

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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I am really good at math debating

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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